Saturday, December 19, 2009

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity



Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

[The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.” ]
So I got this email a couple days ago, one of those fw: text messages that I never pay attention to, except this one. What caught my attention here was...well, Al Sharpton! He's saying that Tiger should follow the role models (then he mentions them) because they cheated the right way...with black woman. First of all, if they were cheating they ain't no role models. Second of all, if Tiger wants to hook up with a white girl then go ahead! Maybe he thinks there better in bed or who knows what. Al Sharpton, the world can't be perfect like you and were sorry, please forgive us. Idiot!

She got hammered...literally


A 16 year old girl in California has admitted to killing her own mother with a hammer by hitting her repeatedly in the head with it! What a brutal murder...I mean you think about the pain that she must of been going through. If one blow to the head wasn't enough but 15 more! I dont care how much someone hates there parents but that's just shit you don't do. You can find the whole story here at http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580508,00.html

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

109 Deg Fever!


I remember one time I had a fever of 102.7 and I thought that was horrible. I remember that I went to the hospital and was placed under cold water. I felt like crap, litterally I felt like I was on fire. A Florida woman got taken into the hospital for having a 109 deg fever! I dont even want to imagine what that feels like. Doctors say that the fever is so hot that it is burning her skin off. She has blisters that are just bursting because her body temperature is so hot. They also said that she has a 30 percent chance of living. Doctors say that it is a severe form of Stevens- Johnson syndrome which is aquired from allergic reactions to medicine.

Tis' the season

So in Mass. they sent an 8 yr old boy home because he drew jesus and the cross. I dont know about you but this pisses me off. Let me tell you why this makes me mad. This makes me mad because this makes you think, don't teachers have anything better to do than this? I mean seriously...send a kid home for the day just because he made this drawing in class? Not only that, the father is the current janitor and after the school found out that he took this and blew it up they decided to cut his hours. I personally think that's f**ked up! If I were the dad I would be making the biggest deal out of this! First they send your son home just because of a drawing he made, he's 8 yrs old! Not only that but then they cut his hours?? I hope the school staff that was involve in this gets whats coming to them.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I want my doughnut!!

Some people are really serious about there food and don't mess around. Ask Robert Wallace and he will tell you how he stabbed his classmate over a doughnut! Authorities say that Robert, 17, stabbed his classmate because he did not want to sell her a doughnut! It appears that they had an argument and things heated up until he pulled out his shank and stabbed her. No, he didn't kill her but he did get charged with a misdemeanor.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Who needs Pop Rocks when you got Pop Gum?

A 25 year old Polytechnic University student was found dead after a piece of gum blew up in his mouth taking out his jaw and killing him. No it wasn't pop rocks, it was gum! He was in his science lab when he accidently dipped his gum into an explosive chemical instead of his usual citric acid. It's a crappy way to die, blowing off your face with a piece of gum. They found his dead body in the lab and his jaw somewhere else in the room.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Silly Emo